Dear Doctor,
First of all, I get it, being fat is not healthy. weight loss and healthy eating is the way to go and blah blah blah! But come on, do you have to scare me with life threatening situations that make me look at the delicious New York Kitchen Pizza like one of those death traps for mice only that this one is human size.#Al give you credit and say, it worked the last time, i lost a bunch of weight and frankly i don't think my brain will ever recover from the Pizza episode...(still have nightmares about it) Of course that means that your to blame for the bulimic chicks and all that.
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| Bwahaahahahaha... |
Now don't get me wrong, this is not and advocate for your weight loss campaign. I mean i hate your guts. Do you have any idea how expensive losing weight is? I have no single thing in my closet that can fit me or try to flatter me! This is all on you! Making a young girl like me who doesn't have a job lose weight only to be bombard with clothing costs. Just so you know, my invoice from Sylvia Owori boutique is in the mail...and yes, its heading to your door step.
Even my boyfriend hates you. He cant take me out for a proper meal.
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| Yeah...you know it..you look good... |
Even my recent buddy Tyra hates you, Chick's been pilling up some heat for you....
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| OOOhhh No u din't! |
Oh don't give me that look Banks, you know you said it plus you ought to be grateful and having this piece of a doctor for our problems!
Dammit! now who wants to go shopping...new closet and all on the good doctor's wallet. Ain't that right?
